This little guy showed up on my doorstep the other day looking for work. He explained that he was from out of town and needed to earn a few bucks to get his vehicle repaired. I told him this was a bad time to be looking for a job, what with the present shape of the economy and all. He introduced himself to me as pxl.

Pxl has a most agreeable manner, is good humored, and is well trained in the electronic arts (fifth degree black belt). In his hometown, he is well regarded as a teacher and mentor to those seeking higher consciousness on the visual plane. To his friends in the hood, he is known as "The Master of Raster." Pxl is the product of a mixed marriage. His mother is a full-blooded tiff, while his father is a chief of the local vector tribe. At first, this marraiage didn't sit well in pxl's hometown, but people's attitudes are slowly beginning to be more accepting.

I told pxl I didn't have any work for him at the moment. He thanked me for my time, shook my hand and bid me farewell. As he walked away it occurred to me that he would be a suitable ambassador for DMAG. I called him back and told him about our little group. I believe if we can come to terms as to wages for pxl, we may hire this able representative.

Talk amongst yourselves and get back to me.

Sincerely,

Critcal Mark